are you sick of washing your underpants every goddamned week? i should fucking hope so what a pain in the ass. wouldn’t you like to just not worry about washing your grimy undies for a whole shitstain-free year? well stick a dryer sheet up my butt because you’re in luck. for just 4,000 motherfucking dollars you can forget about touching that ass-cloth for 365 glorious days. every day is a fresh new day for your hairy butt cheeks. and once 2015 rolls around, you’ll have a years worth of dirty underwear to wash you piece of shit.
ok but literally how
characters who share my myers briggs personality type:
- Jason Bourne
- Severus Snape from Harry Potter
- Ron Swanson from Parks and Rec
- Sherlock Holmes
- Arya Stark from Game of Thrones
- Han Solo from Star Wars
- Lagertha from Vikings
- Daryl Dixon from The Walking Dead
I am 100% ok with this.
- What she says: I'm fine
- What she really means: Hail Hydra